Tax Time!

……Nothing like enjoying some Taxes with your Beef Jerky! 

 

TAXES….Grab a snack, (of course we suggest Smoking Gun Beef Jerky in your favorite flavor) your desired beverage, and get ready to organize the paper trail that you created this past year! It’s time once again to get your W-2’s and 1099’s, your folder of spreadsheets and receipts, and dump them all on your kitchen table to be sorted, or into an old cardboard box to be deposited QUICKLY with your tax accountant!   Check this link for some humor before you attempt the tax heist you want to pull off….

 

https://www.holmescpa.com/blog/2021/4/20/14-funny-tax-quotes-for-tax-season

 

We often refer to taxes as something we can count on – like the old saying “nothing is certain in life besides death & taxes”.  The other “certainties” in life, (our opinion - lesser known) is that Smoking Gun Jerky of Nebraska brand beef jerky is an anxiety alternative, a delicious diversion and a nutritious snack attack option!  Our flavors are an asset – like our Mild Hickory, Teriyaki, Wicked Awesome, Maple & Brown Sugar, Applewood, plus what else can be such a  (healthy) satisfying part of your day?

 

9 Facts About the IRS and Taxes 

 

• The IRS first began during the Civil War.

• *(beef jerky was created even before that!)

 

• The IRS was tasked with enforcing Prohibition in the 1920s. 

• *(another tax burden was needed???)

 

• The tax code is over 70,000 pages long. 

• *(and that is why we have to file “long forms” today?)

 

• They're hiring – and employees really like it there. 

• *(interesting…?)

 

• It's not all pencil-pushing. 

• *(hmmmm…?)

 

• They have armed enforcement agents – but not quite like you may think. 

• *(are those the ones that come to your house…?)

 

• The IRS took down Al Capone. 

• *(ok – score #1….?)

Here is a fact….Beat the tax deadline AND nourish your brain and your belly during the paper shuffle this season.  Order online or stop by our brick-and-mortar store in Lincoln, NE for our “line-item” of fresh jerky options.  There are more deductions to be found – just invest in a big bundle of Smoking Gun Jerky and see if you can make that a tax write-off….

 

Have a great start to April – you’ve got 2 weeks to get those taxes together!